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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

KierraRadiant Panda
In her ad on SeniorsMatch.com, Kierra says that she is looking for a man for trips or "just staying at home". She also says that she has a good sense of humor and is very logical. Both of these traits will help with Radiant Panda. In his ad on TrekPassions, Radiant Panda says that he is a Spock-like personality (read: logical, but geeky). Kierra's logical nature will help her better interface with Radiant Panda's way of thinking and her sense of humor will keep her from killing him when he complains about not finding a woman that his ad describes as, "the Deanna Troi to Subcommander T'Pol range. will consider B'Elana Torres to Kira Nerys types depending on extenuating circumstances". Maybe if things go well between them, they can take a trip to Spock's homeworld for a super secret Star Trek mating ritual.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

SplendadaddieJuvencia

Splendadaddie is a giver. In his sugardady.com personal he says he wants to find someone that "needs money" and "needs a break" then goes on to say that if you love someone that you should set them free. Juvencia is apparently in need of money. So much so that she is doing a stint in prison for aggravated robbery. She wants a man that is laid back. This is the perfect person for Splendadaddie to give a break to and also give money to. However, when these two get involved Splendadaddie needs to realize that just because someone doesn't come back when you set them free doesn't mean that it's not meant to be. They may just be serving 5-10 in a state penetentiary.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

DungeonMasterSexyAmazon

DungeonMaster's ad on the Dungeons and Dragons personals site is entitled 'In Search of Amazon Princess' and we searched and searched and finally found SexyAmazon on the Tall Personals web site. SexyAmazon is 6'3" and 53 years old and wants someone who knows how to cook. Hopefully DungeonMaster's mom, who he describes as a "real good cook", will fulfill that requirement. If SexyAmazon doesn't like the food, they can always go visit his dad who, "never leaves the garage," and , "go out and get high with him in there." Failing that, SexyAmazon can probably have a good chat with DungeonMaster's mom, since she is probably the same age as her.